Allerlief
(Inflammation of the Nose due to an Allergy, Vasomotor Rhinitis, Stuffy Nose, Runny Nose, Allergic Conjunctivitis, Sneezing, Itching, Welt from Pressure on Skin, Hives, Added Medication for Life Threatening Allergic Reaction).
Antihistamine Nasal Decongest
(Cold Symptoms, Inflammation of the Nose due to an Allergy, Vasomotor Rhinitis, Stuffy Nose, Runny Nose, Allergic Conjunctivitis, Non-Seasonal Allergic Runny Nose, Seasonal Runny Nose, Sneezing).
Phen-Amine-25
(Cough, Inflammation of the Nose due to an Allergy, Stuffy Nose, Life Threatening Allergic Reaction, Prevent Nausea and Vomiting from Cancer Chemotherapy, Sensation of Spinning or Whirling, Motion Sickness, Allergic Conjunctivitis, Sneezing, Itching, Parki).
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
AyersAdofopZ
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't
have babies.
They would put them down somewhere and forget where
they left
them.
Kang-DaeGershamTk
My Aunt Maud had so many candles
on her last
birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
BainhrydgeDerrellxd
What do they have for lunch at Monster
School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
TripperChadburneRo
Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?
Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
MerrionLendallyG
What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
GervaseMatthewoY
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
DurandLadbrockx
Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
meetings.
BrentinDennisCE
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you?
RorkeTamarrKh
Dear Father Christmas, could you please
send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father Christmas: Can't do that one.
He hasn't said what size his
crocodile takes!
BradDarrenps